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Monday, April 18, 2005

Strange Harry Potter Japanese slash

While some people would argue that Japan is a country that's full of perverts, I'd argue that the country is proof that no matter where you come from, geeks will always be perverts. Lets take Harry Potter, for example. Everyone knows that over zealous fans write shoddy sexual fanfic about the characters, but it takes someone with a special talents to write Hermione slash with stylish Hemmingway staccato.

She uses magic to open a zipper of his pants. His penis pops up from his pants. It is already erected. She puts it in her mouth and sucks it up. Harry brushes and asks her to quit it. She won?ft quit doing it until she obtains his sperm. Harry finally ejaculates. Harry almost looses his consciousness after the ejaculation. She is very satisfied. She puts his sperm on a flower pot and put it near a window in order to give it plenty of sunshine. She is very annoyed because it seems like Harry gets back his consciousness and starts touching her butt.

And then, the author writes about the mating habits of teenage cat-girls in heat.
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1 Comments:

  • Oh Rob. How out of touch with fandom you are.

    "Slash" only refers to fanfiction featuring HOMOSEXUAL relationships.

    ::slinks back into the darkness with her precious, precious Sirius/Remus::

    By Blogger Heather Salmon, at April 20, 2005 10:08 PM  

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